You have to be really careful!

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  1. Capt Kirk

    Capt Kirk Thank a Veteran today!

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    A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
    Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"
     
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    Ooh my goodness. :eek:
    Such naughty a joke.
    I love it.
     



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    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Accually laughed out loud, and on that note I'll retire for the evening.
    Tom
     
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    You should tom.I did the same thing Good Night.
     

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