You just never know ........

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  1. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Dan. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.


    'I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

    'Don't worry,' Jack said.. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

    The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

    But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney It took him a few minutes to figure it ou t, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Dan and asked, "Dan, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about nine months ago?"

    "Yes I do," said Dan.

    "Did you, um, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

    "Um, well, yes," Dan said, a little embarrassed about being found out, ."I have to admit that I did."

    "And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Dan's face turn ed beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
    "She just died and left me everything."
     
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  3. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Nice twist at the end!!
     
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    :eek: :smt018 That's what he gets for lying...karma is a tough thing.:whistling:
     
  6. owlowl189

    owlowl189 New Seed

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    I'm new and I'm interested in this topic. Thank you!
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