Frank I really wasn't sure where this belongs here but it is a joke. This is how hot it has been in Texas the last couple of weeks....... You know it's hot when: ***The birds have to use potholders to pull worms Out of the ground. ***The trees are whistling for the dogs. ***The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance ***Hot water now comes out of both taps. ***You can make sun tea instantly. ***You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron ***The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little Chilly. ****You discover it only takes two fingers to steer your Car. ***You actually burn your hand opening the car door. ***Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get Knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to Death?" ***You realize asphalt has a liquid state. ***The potato's cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper. ***Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. ***The cows are giving evaporated milk. ***You'd rather starve to death than cook dinner.
This morning on the radio they were talking about a lady that bakes cookies on the dash of her car. When she gets to work, she puts a tray with drops of cookie dough on the dash of her car. When she gets off work, she has baked fresh cookies!
I like the one with the birds using potholders. :-D And now I want to try the cookie-baking experiment the next time it gets really hot over here, yum.
Maybe I'm odd, but I dried two thick, 100%cotton, fluffy bathroom rugs on the hood of my car a fews days ago. Didnt take long, and far cheaper than running the dryer for an hour.
