You may live in Texas if . . . .

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  1. marlingardener

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    Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorite comics. He has a gentle but penetrating sense of humor. Here is his take on living in Texas:
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    The last one on the right is oh, so TRUE!
     
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  3. mart

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    Oh yes ! We know these are correct don`t we MG ! I understand all of them ! What happened to Jeff Foxworthy,, never see him anymore !
     
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    This explains why the largest community of Pakistanis outside of Pakistan - Is around Dallas and Houston...

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    Really ? i worked for a doctor from Pakistan long time ago ! took me a while to get him to trust that i knew what I was doing! used to get tickled because he would back up against a wall when passing a female in the office hallway ! we got along great ! just had to know the Pakistani ways !
     
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    He must have been brought up in some far off village. Because as far as I know, that kind of attitude was dropped 300 years ago!

    :rofl:

    Most Pakistan in the rural areas (even today) is exactly the 1960s television show Bonanza. So that should explain a lot.

    Or not... :snicker:
     

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