Do you want to lose weight?

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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that it really works.

    BREAKFAST
    * 1 Grapefruit
    * 1 slice whole-wheat toast
    * 1 cup skimmed milk

    LUNCH
    * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    * 1 cup herbal tea
    * 1 Penguin Biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    * The rest of the Penguins from the packet
    * 1 tub of Ben & Gerry's chocolate ice cream with chocolate sauce

    DINNER
    * 4 bottles of wine (red, rose or white)
    * 3 snickers bars

    *a whole Terry's chocolate Orange

    *2 Donner kebabs ( with salad of course)



    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    * 1 whole chocolate cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)


    REMEMBER:

    "Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

    Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms.

    Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
    10kgs.

    IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

    Here's some advice for you:

    Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
    things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
    started and hadn't
    finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
    bottle of Pinot Blush, a bottle of Chardonnay , a bottle of Vudka, a
    butle of Kehuha, a
    pockage of Pinqeuns, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a cholates.

    Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

    Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr Pece
     
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  3. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    Okay, I'm putting the cheesecake on my shopping list for tomorrow,
    [​IMG] but I'm going to go right ahead and start
    with the un-finished bottle of Bailey's . . .
    No time like the present to start a new health regimen. [​IMG]

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  5. Gizmo

    Gizmo Animal Magnet

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    :D :D :D :D I'v sent this to all my friends. Hope it works :!:
     



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  6. Droopy

    Droopy Slug Slaughterer Plants Contributor

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    :D Lovely diet!
     
  7. stratsmom

    stratsmom Flower Fanatic

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    Maybe this one will work!!! :D
    Deanna
    :-D
     
  8. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    I love this diet so much .I think I'll start it before I go to work :)
     
  9. Primsong

    Primsong Young Pine

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    Now there's a diet I could live with! LOL!!!
     

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