This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that it really works. BREAKFAST * 1 Grapefruit * 1 slice whole-wheat toast * 1 cup skimmed milk LUNCH * 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach * 1 cup herbal tea * 1 Penguin Biscuit AFTERNOON TEA * The rest of the Penguins from the packet * 1 tub of Ben & Gerry's chocolate ice cream with chocolate sauce DINNER * 4 bottles of wine (red, rose or white) * 3 snickers bars *a whole Terry's chocolate Orange *2 Donner kebabs ( with salad of course) LATE NIGHT SNACK * 1 whole chocolate cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer) REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts" Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs. IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs Here's some advice for you: Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Pinot Blush, a bottle of Chardonnay , a bottle of Vudka, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Pinqeuns, the res of the Chesescke, an a bax a cholates. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr Pece
Okay, I'm putting the cheesecake on my shopping list for tomorrow, but I'm going to go right ahead and start with the un-finished bottle of Bailey's . . . No time like the present to start a new health regimen.