Unsupervised Shopping

Category: Serendipity | Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:33 pm

Do not let your husband go shopping without you. In fact, don't let him out of the house if you are not with him and he is carrying either cash or a credit card.
Today I had to run into town to get the turkeys to roast for the Food Pantry's Thanksgiving dinner, and my beloved husband said he'd go get a haircut. That sounded safe enoughâ€”a 45 minute to one hour round trip into the "big city" to get a trim. Weather was good, not too much traffic, and I could trust him to get a haircut and return in time for lunch.
He did return in time for lunch. However, he had spent two and a half hours shopping. We now have six bottles of wine, a bag of snack mix, four pizzas, and a rifle. Yes, a rifle with a scope. Barbershops are not what they used to be, now that they obviously stock wine, snacks, and arms. I shall have to mention this to my hairdresser, who may want to branch out from rinses, shampoos, and manicures.
So, now I have to sight in a rifleâ€”something I haven't done in over 30 yearsâ€”and learn to use an over-the-barrel scope. The snack mix, pizzas, and wine I know how to handle.
With the holidays coming up, I thought I'd best warn wives about letting husbands out to shop unsupervised. You never know what they'll bring home.

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toni wrote on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:26 pm:

Randy says it sounds like the perfect shopping trip to him. And as long as he the the sight through scope mount, you shouldn't have any problems with the rifle.
I am left eye dominant and right handed so sighting in anything is difficult for me.

He also says ATF should be the name of a convenience store not a federal government department.

eileen wrote on Wed Nov 27, 2013 12:41 am:

OMG Ian is going for a haircut tomorrow!! I think I'll sneak his credit cards and most of his cash out of his wallet tonight. Goodness knows what he will come back with if I don't!!

Cayuga Morning wrote on Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:47 am:

Pretty funny MG!