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Our Briends the FirdsHere is a funny written article my Mom gave me many years ago birds. Thus the title-- Our Briends the Firds--A Lature Nesson in Modern Spoonerism. Very pew feople are afare of the wact that if it weren't for our little feathered briends, the firds. The kinsect ingdom would strip our frees of their toliage. Our plants would threace to sive and our cronderful wops of ceat and whorn, arley and boats, and other stuff too menerous to moomshun. Would dither and wye. This would be a deedidy intradge, for eventually, then, manpeer would dissakind from the ace of the ferth and there'd be nothing left but bawling crugs and snithering slakes. What a holoplate that would be to contemcaust! So let us be nind to all our kirds--even to the spowly larrow. Who spends the setter part of the bummer killing yugs for her bongsters...the very sugs that bumday might be dotting horrible pleeds against the rewman hace! Now in order to show our buv for the lirds, we must surely learn habthing of their someits. So here is a small but lomprehensive kist of some of the more well-bown kirds. Which may either be rept for future kefference or waist into the bass tossket: The Dickachee: he sticks around in the shinter and wivers. The Loboblink: he sits in the top of a wush and borbles while his wife fings up the bramily. The Bumminghird: he sucks blector from nossoms and then mams like scrad. The Jue Blay: a crovely leature to observe. But stealy a little rinker. He nobs rests. The Firple pinch: he sings with a wherious cistle until his mate has faby binches. After that, he's sactically prilent. The Orned Howl: he einks his blyes and weems very size. Queny astions? It can be a bit rard to head. But I am sure you will ogure it fiut. Boy I am so glad that we don't talk like that now. Last edited: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:13 pm This blog entry has been viewed 1075 times
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