Melody, you are a kind and generous soul! I'm sure the grader driver looks forward to doing your road, and your husband looks forward to Spoil...
Why, oh why didn't Noah swat those two flies when he had the chance?
Eileen, the important word is "trail". If the people needed a guide to take them down a trail, I think there would be little chance of their...
Daniel W, I am a cat lover, and cat staff person. Cats are not destructive. They do what they do, and don't destroy much of anything. Humans, I...
The older I get, the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years. Perhaps being a trail guide wasn't such a good idea . . . .
Sjoerd, it isn't the wrinkles in the sheets that is the problem. It is the wrinkles trying to fold fitted sheets cause on ME!
Genie: I'll grant you one wish Canadian: I want to live forever Genie: I can't grant wishes like that! Canadian: All right, I want to live until...
It's Sunday, and the day of the Daytona 500--otherwise known as the "floor it and turn left" race. Since husband will be watching that, as well as...
That is one thoughtful husband! Your rose will be happy outside when the weather gets better, and you and your rose will be happy inside until then.
Droopy, do not let Skuld on the sofa. He might learn to prefer being in the house to being in the stable, and invite his friends in!
Logan, we had a Golden mix (Golden and St. Bernard) that was BIG. He wasn't allowed on the furniture, but trained us to sit on the floor and hold...
As a reward for folding fitted bed sheets, I allowed myself to have fun in the kitchen. (I think I'll have to take the remedial course in...
When Timi became an indoor/outdoor cat, we humans agreed she wouldn't be allowed on the furniture. Timi was not agreeable to that.
Netty, never pick up or transport hitchhikers! It is cold and blustery today, so I am taking refuge in the kitchen. The ham stock is simmering...
Oh happy day! One of elderly hens laid an egg :like:! Our hens are old, and we thought their egg laying days were over, but one summoned up her...
When we lived up north, squirrels would get a buzz on from eating the fermented seeds of our maples. It is rather disconcerting to walk out into...
Please tell your lovely bride for me that I sympathize. My husband lost a crown and was on soft food for two days. I hope she is back to eating...
Seen on a candy heart: You are a close second to bacon There are some times honesty is NOT the best policy!
Daniel, "biting off more than you can chew" is also known as Gardener's Syndrome. I have never known a true gardener who didn't overplant, and...
We went out this morning and picked paperwhites to bring inside. It was chilly, I wore a jacket, but we braved the 48 degree weather to get our...
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