Since no one has solved this yet, He syands up because he couldn't lie!
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on > vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes...
During a visit to a mental asylum to see an acquaintance, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a...
I am your Doctor. Sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in 2 parts... left, and right. The left part has nothing right...
Blonde horse back rider! The blonde had never ridden a horse before and she decided to try it. She climbs into the saddle and as soon as her butt...
What is the definition of eternity? Scroll down please, Four blondes at a 4 way stop!
Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
Spot on Frank!
What driver doesn't have a license?
A bee hive?
Whistle?
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do...
Cheer up, things could be worse! So I cheered up and sure enough, things got worse!
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."...
Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there...
Deanna, it is a curry comb, similar to what you would use on horses or cattle. It has a handle with a round metal hoop like thingy attached to the...
I'm talking about the praying kitty pic in the caption thread!
My wife bought a curry comb that is made especially to remove shedding hair from our cat. My son is the only one he will let brush him. Yesterday...
Please, please, please don't brush me anymore! I'll be naked!
you start getting junk mail from nurseing homes. I got an ad from one in a neighboring town today! When I start getting them from funeral...
