Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't...
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone, he said, "There lies a very honest...
No wonder he had an upset stomach!
I always suspected that gnomes had tails and that picture proves it! Do you think Frank has a tail?
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when...
Yep, the cold front came through on Tues. afternoon. I got 3/4 of an inch of rain. could have used more, but I won't complain. That's the first...
Why Men are never Depressed Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage...
The high ended up at 96.8 here. Tomorrow is our turn for rain and we really need it!
It's 95.7F on the front porch in the shade at 3:50 PM EST. And still enough time left in the day to get hotter! Can you say, "Hotter than H*ll?"
Dr. Froggy said " Open Wide!"
I have used this when I used to grow sweet corn. Take a roll of black construction plastic and lay out a border all around the patch, about 3 ft...
Well I think I may have given the coons a bad rap on the melons. I found out this morning that it is probably skunks. They are attracted by the...
Well they didn't make it. I went out a while ago and they were all wilted down and starting to dry out. I had watered them in when I replanted...
Thank you. Also a happy Fathers Day to everyone!
Was out looking at my plants again this morning and the coons had dug up both of my cantalopes. They were both totally out of the ground. I...
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with...
And he dosn't have to worry about "tailgaters" either!
Hi Bob, and welcome by the way. Wal Mart sells a gas weed whacker called a feather light, its one of the brand names like lawnboy maybe? It is...
2 years ago, I was overrun with them. My neighbor got a female cat and there was a cat explosion at his place. Once the half grown kittems started...
Somebody has a lot of time on theirs hands, to be able to find that!
