:setc_027: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the man put his money in the...
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first...
Lawyer jokes! :sete_046:
We have always had a pet. As a kid we always had a dog around. Growing up on a farm, there was always room for several. When my wife and I first...
Overheard on an airliner. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask,...
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said...
Make a green bean casserole? :smt082
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which...
The bird flu has come to Italy. They suspect the Pope may have it so they are testing him for it. They think he may have caught it from a...
Maybe the other planets with life have giants on them and we are the gnome planet! Hmmmmmmmm Something to think about. :smt102
We had some pranks done in a city not to far from us. Two teens a 14 yr old and a 15 yr old took charcoal lighter fluid onto the high school...
Ok, but I can't always guaruntee that they will always be funny!
Let's try this again! A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never...
Way down upon the Mississippi, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry "Aye!" and blow their whistles whenever they...
After seeing this thread the other day, I got my butterfly book out and did some reading. The number of eggs laid, differs between different...
Frank, you have a mole in your secret underground! A real one! :setf_049:
Gee, I just now thought of a couple names for them. Tony (Blair) and George (Bush)! Oh well maybe the next time! Congrats Dooley! Maybe your title...
I like them both and would love to see pics of more!
Where in south Georgia? I have friends in Hawkinsville, about 30 miles south of Macon. Welcome from Ohio!
