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    The story so far:

    Here you start at the beginning and hurry up as it's going faster than ever now that the wheels are spinning round and round in ever decreasing circles! Bob however, decided to look in the oven to get some steak pies. Suddenly a clever monkey swung in and saw two cheeky babes who looked out of the window of the caravan. They lived in a van which had lovely tinsel covered windows and fairy lights. He wanted chips covered with tasty lemon curd but it looked as though he was out of chips. As he was eating something else the doorbell rang. It was a Pizza delivery boy with Chinese spareribs. They were very tasty but they were lacking lemon zest which makes your tongue go zip, zap, twang! Which can be quite painful in the inside of...

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    :shrug: Nuffink to do with me I tell you - nuffink!!! :smt059 :D :D :D
     
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