A humorous comment on the political process

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  1. Ronni

    Ronni Hardy Maple

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    I am not a political person. I don't ever get into political discussions, and I'm not aiming to start one here. :)

    That said, I found this and I thought it was well said. If I've unintentionally offended anyone, I apologize, as that was not my intention. And if I seem overly cautious, it's precisely BECAUSE I have seen how passionate folks can be about politics as a subject (much like they can be about religion, another topic I refuse to discuss) and I know how easily, albeit unintentionally, a comment can offend.

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    HEAVEN AND HELL
    While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

    "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

    "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

    The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.?They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

    Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...”

    So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

    The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

    Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above

    The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

    "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

    The devil smiles at him and says.........
    "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Ronni I'm not in the least offended by your joke. It just goes to show that you shouldn't believe everything you see doesn't it? :D
     
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    And don't believe everything you hear!
     
  5. Ronni

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    Yeah :)

    Part of what appealed to me about this is that it's not just a political comment, it's also applicable to life! Whether you're being sold a new car, or contemplating a new friendship/relationship, or considering taking a step you haven't taken before, there will always be some degree of "campaigning" happening. Y'know?
     
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    Yes the crap they try and hand you can look pretty good until you unwrap it and see what is really behind it. Thanks for the great but sadly true joke. :rolleyes:
     

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