A Joke or Two

I won't argue with that!

 

As a friend told me:
I don't date anymore. I just foster people until they find their forever home.

 

Marlin…Good one…

 

The more you read the sign, the better it gets...

 

Hahaha. Good one, mate.

 

Perhaps I ought to post this under "Pets".
The cat owns the house. That's why the word homeowner has "meow" in it.

 

(Also possibly a cats post )