A Joke or Two

Riley— it is funny, but why do they do that!? I have sen vids of dogs thet eatwith their hind legs off the ground.

 

If you are searching for a word, just say "I don't know the English word for it." That way people will think you are bilingual instead of an idiot.

 

Around here we call that a "Brain Fart" .

 

My people skills are just fine but I have an inability to tolerate idiots. Limits my social life.

 

Hi all. It's been quite awhile since I have been on Garden Stew. Loved all the funny stuff. I have a joke for you----what happen to the Optometrist that fell into his lens grinding wheel?
He made a Spectacle of himself.

 

When all is lost and there's no hope, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic's restaurant.

 

Cowboy logic.
Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

 

2T— I am delighted to see you again. What’s been going on? Are you doing alright?

 

Riley— some especially funny ones this time.