A Joke or Two

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Logan, Jan 13, 2024.

  1. Sjoerd

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    Good ones, you two.
     
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    When I look in the mirror and see the gray hair and wrinkles, I think, "they just don't make mirrors like they used to."
     
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  3. Logan

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  5. Sjoerd

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    You guys keep me in stitches.
     
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  7. Sjoerd

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    Hahahaha…..
     
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  8. Logan

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    I went shopping at the supermarket today and tripped over a box of tissues and hurt my ankle, it was soft tissue damage.
     
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    Haha….are you a medical person? That sounds like a medical joke.
     
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    No i heard it on the radio yesterday, listen to Tony Blackburn on a Saturday on BBC radio. Listeners send jokes in and he reads them out.
     
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    Oh, I see.
    BTW— what happened to Graham Norton that he just left the Radio 2 radio show?
     
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    All i know about Graham Norton is that he doesn't want to work weekends anymore.
     
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    Oh good grief, Loggie. That makes me blush. Haha.
     
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    I usually enjoy antiques, but this one's just not my type.
     
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