A plea to Marlingardner - missing you string bean.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Melody Mc., Dec 7, 2023.

  1. Melody Mc.

    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    I'm sure I'm not alone when I state that her sunshine and laughter is missed greatly! My plea to @marlingardener ... please - save us all from some corny humour.

    Here it goes string bean.....

    "Two strings walk into a bar. The bar tender looks at them warily, and barks the question ' Are you strings??'.

    The strings reply 'Yes, we are.'

    The bar tender angrily orders them out of the bar and states "We don't serve strings in here!"

    The strings hung their heads down, their skinny little necks bent low, and they left the bar.

    Outside of the bar, the tallest string says to the shortest string 'I have an idea!!' He twisted himself this way and that, lowered his head and messed up the top of his head.

    The shortest string asked in confusion 'What are you doing?' The tallest string stood proud, and asked his friend to wait outside.

    He marched into the bar, and greeted the bar tenders suspicious gaze. The bar tender growled 'Are you a string??'. To which the string replied, 'No...I'm a frayed knot.' "

    Badumpbump.

    Please MG....save us all. Hubbby has many more of these to offer hahahaha. Save me at least. I miss your posts. :)
     
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  3. Sjoerd

    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    I second that. Jane, if you don’t come back soon we will probably be exposed to more of these outrageous puns.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Life just isn't the same without you. :crying:
     
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    As an antidote to a bad pun, how about this?
    "Santa, all I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don't mix it up like you did last year!"
     



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  6. Melody Mc.

    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    :setf_016::setf_016::setf_016::smt114

    Good to see you MG. That was soooo much better than the next one Hubby wanted me to share. You've saved us all. :)
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Woah’Hahahahaha. Good one Jane.

    I am going to add my 2 cents worth here anyway, just in case Mel is contemplating a second pun-a-rama.

    So, here we go then. This is a pic in the newspaper, apparently some entity is having a contest for the worst advert in 2023. This is the one featured today:
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    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    Hah! That's funny Sjoerd.

    Well...this one came to mind after I saw that add. My cousin sent this to me in November.

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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Chortle Mel— that was funny.
     
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    This year instead of giving gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    It’s going to be an interesting year then. Haha.
    You have all the best opinions.
     

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