Cowboy, Logger and a Fighter Pilot

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  1. Islandlife

    Islandlife Young Pine

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    Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

    The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

    'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

    The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

    Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

    The old Fighter pilot from Georgia started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

    The old fighter pilot replied, 'These are Carols.'

    And So The Christmas Season Begins......
     
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    marlingardener Happy

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    :like::):):)
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt005:smt005:smt005Merry Christmas to all fighter pilots!!
     
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    Raddang In Flower

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    Quote of the week :):):)
     
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    That one got a big chuckle for Mike and I both! :like::smt044
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Chortle :)
     

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