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  1. bethie

    bethie Young Pine

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    Mary, Mary quite contrary
    From drinking gin and beer.
    With tinkling ice-
    Gone in a trice
    And now a hangover is Near.
     
  2. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    I am no poet :) but I try
     
  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    the little red rooster,
    forgot how to crow,
    Too many Tequila shooters
    will do that you know.
     
  4. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    I never saw a purple cow
    Twould be a novel sight
    but if I drink as I drink now
    I may see one tonight.:)
     



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  5. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Wee Willie Winky stands at the bar
    Wearing only his nightshirt (He came by taxi car)
    You couldn't say he's sober
    You couldn't say he's pished
    but everyone in the pub he has very soundly kissed.
     
  6. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    The little red hen walked in,
    looking for her rooster friend
    she had a flask of gin,
    and a big old goofy grin
     
  7. Evil Roy

    Evil Roy In Flower

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    Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
    The cows in the meadow and the sheeps in the corn,
    Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
    He's in the haystack with Little Bo Peep!
     
  8. Evil Roy

    Evil Roy In Flower

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    I'd add the one about the Old Lady That Lived in a Shoe, but Frank would ban me and Toni would clout me up 'side the head.
     
  9. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Yes I'm sure.
     
  10. cajunbelle

    cajunbelle Daylily Diva

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    Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater
    drank so much, his wife he beat her,
    She locked him in his pumpkin shell,
    And then she sent him straight to hell.
     
  11. Primsong

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    At last, a good use for those oversized pumpkins, eh?
     
  12. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Now yall know why I am very nice to Sharon
     
  13. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
    Where you'll find a quaint inn
    that serves jugs of whisky and gin.
     
  14. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
    guzzling a bottle of brandy,
    Little Boy Blue had a shot
    and said it was fine and dandy
     
  15. Primsong

    Primsong Young Pine

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    Georgie Porgie, puddin' and rye,
    Kissed the lamp and bopped his eye,
    Whenever Georgie wanted a sup,
    Georgie Porgie drank it up.
     

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