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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Hey diddle diddle
    the cat's on the fiddle
    He's taking everyone for a ride
    he's hidden away
    many bottles today
    but their whereabouts he won't confide.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Old mother Hubbard
    Went to the cupboard
    and found she was all out of gin
    so she said to her dog
    "Go out - get a job"
    or I'll put all your bones in the bin.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Diddle diddle dumpling, my son John
    Went to bed with his breeches on;
    One stocking off, and one stocking on,
    Oh how drunk was my son John!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Primsong Young Pine

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    Eileen, you are on a roll!

    Here goes a round of mulberry wine,
    The mulberry wine, the mulberry wine...
    Here goes a round of mulberry wine,
    So early in the morning.
     



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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Fishes swim in water clear,
    Birds fly up into the air,
    Serpents creep along the ground
    and our menfolk drink the beer.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride, M-hm, M-hm.
    A frog went a-courtin' and he did ride,
    with a flask of whisky by his side, M-hm, M-hm.

    He rode up to Miss Mousie's door, M-hm, M-hm,
    He rode up to Miss Mousie's door,
    but she hid from sight as she'd done before M-hm, M-hm.
     
  7. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Hickety, pickety, my black hen,
    She lays eggs for gentlemen;
    Some filled with vodka
    some with rum
    some with sherry for all who come.
     
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    cajunbelle Daylily Diva

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    Gorgie Porgie puddin' and pie
    Drank some rum and it made him high,
    When the boys came out to play
    Gorgie Porgie hid in the hay.
     
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    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    I saw a birdy in the sky
    The birdy pooped right in my eye
    But I'm a big boy, I don't cry
    I'm just glad that cows don't fly
     
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    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
    All the King's horses
    And all the King's men
    Had scrambled eggs
    For breakfast again
     

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