For Netty and Melody--Bears

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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    Warning: Hikers. please take extra precautions in case of an encounter with bears. Wear tiny bells on your clothing to warn the bears you are coming. Carrying pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear is suggested.
    Learn to distinguish between black bear and grizzly bear faeces. Black bear faeces contain berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly faeces contain little bells and smells of pepper.
     
  2. Melody Mc.

    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    :chuckle::snicker::smt005:smt044:smt043:smt042:smt081:smt082 THAT is GOOD!!! hahahaha Thanks MG. :)
     
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    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    You made Hubby laugh out loud. Thanks for that friend. :)

    Part of the reason for his laugh is that this is a photo of what I take with me on a walk off the property. On property I carry a little heavier at certain times of the year. Looks like a recipe for bells and peppers?? A bell pepper perhaps??

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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    :smt043Now that is just plain hilarious!! :smt005
     
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  5. Netty

    Netty Chaotic Gardener Plants Contributor

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    Thats funny! Thankfully we don't have Grizzlies in Ontario! lol
    Sometimes I take an air horn, but usually I just count on my crazy dog to keep me safe!
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    Oh Jane, you just won’t do !
    My Bride was heading up to bed and stopped by and gave me a good night kiss.
    I had moist eyes from reading your words. She asked if I was missing her already, I said—“Let me just read you this from Jane”.

    “Go on then.”, she peeped.

    Well, she had to sit down on the couch as she held her sides. Her exit was postponed. I said that if she wasn’t going to bed right away, would she be interested in another coupla pecks.

    That’s some good kit there, Mel.
     
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    Melody Mc. Young Pine

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    I'm well seasoned. :rolleyes:
     
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    Sjoerd Mighty Oak

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    I won’t go there.
     
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