I cant think of my own, but am @ these There was a young girl from madras who had a magnificent ass not what you think soft round and pink it was grey had long ears and ate grass Consider the poor hippopotamus his life is unduly monotonous he lives half asleep at the edge of the deep and his face is as big as his bottom is There was an old girl of kilkenny whose usual charge was a penny for half that sum you could fondle her bum a source of amusement to many
LOL great limericks catkins. I wish we had written those Some more from http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/ There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside. ----- A farmer living near our town Had a thumb exceedingly brown He said, "With my rotten luck If I planted a duck... It wouldn't grow up, but down!" ----- There once was a man from North Bay Who was making explosives one day He dropped his cigar In the gun powder Jar There once WAS a man from North Bay
am ! I love limericks, although some i have here may be a bit too rude. Heres another couple of my faves for you. There was a young girl with a hernia Who said to her doctor Goldernia When improving my middle Be sure you dont fiddle With matters that do not concernia There was a young girl from st paul Wore a newspaper dress to a ball But her dress caught on fire And burned her entire Front page,sporting section and all. There was a young man from devizes Whose balls were of different sizes The one that was small Was no use at all But the other won several prizes where on earth do they get these
A marvelous bird is the pelican His beak can hold more than his belly can He can hold in his beak Enough food for a week Though I really don't know how the hell he can Courtesy of DR Dooley
Especially for DR and Dooley There once was an old goat call Susie Who had a strong penchant for whiskey Every evening by car She would go to a bar And drown all her sorrow and misery
