Here are afew funny joke questions. Can you come up with the corret funny answer, or a funnier one. I'll post the answers on Wednesday. Happy joking! What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? What do you call a pair of physicians? Why aren't leopards good and playing hide and seek? Why couldn't the dealer find the deck of cards? What happens if you shortchange a skunk?
A watch dog. A pair of Doc (as in Doc Martin's.) Because they're always spotted. ?????? It's bound to kick up a stink.
Elleen you are right on the first one. Philip guessed a bomb sniffing dog which is pretty good. The second one is close except in the meaning and spelling. Opps on the third one. The last one is pretty right on. I thought some of them where funny but silly. We need those days in which to be silly. Thanks for the guesses.
Why couldn't the dealer find the deck of cards? - because the odds were stacked against him? - because he was a few cards short of a full deck? - because he left a couple suits at the dry cleaners? We give up . . . tell us.
Song of Joy those are really good answers. I think I like those better than the real one. Ok here are the answers. Some of them where guessed correctly by other joksters; Eileen you smarty you. 1. What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? A watch dog. 2. What do you call a pair of surgeons? A paradox 3. Why aren't leopards good at playing hide & seek? Because they are always spotted. 4. Why couldn't the dealer find the deck of card? Because they got lost in the shuffle. 5. Why should you never short change a skunk? Bedause it's bound to make a big stink.
Carolyn I thought that one was pretty funny. Unless of course your a physician. Then maybe not so funny after all.
