How To Recognise A Real Gardener

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  1. Anniekay

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    The difference is: You live in a cool climate. Down here in "Saunaland" if I went out to work in the yard dressed like that I'd pass out from heat prostration. They'd see me laying out in the yard, crows picking at my body, vulchers circling, the Ambulance would be called and my neighbors would be lining up to see if I'm dead yet !!

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    o_O Sounds like a scene taken right outta that new tv garden show series a drama called …Grosse Pointe Society . an American drama television series. :nerdy:
     
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    Never seen nor heard of that show !! I don't watch "regular" tv networks anymore but hey, I looked it up and if I disappear get someone to check for my body in my raised beds !! :p
     
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    Squash eye. Actually had the eye doc ask if it was ok if some residents came around to see curcubit contact dermatitus in a eyeball. I have a pic but its gross so- no pic for you!
     
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  5. Anniekay

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    :smt026 I wanna see !! I wanna see !! :smt026

    I never heard of cucurbit contact dermatitus and why are you sticking your cucurbits in your eye :dislike:. ? They normally go in your mouth. :p:D
     
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    Because real gardeners get down with plants! Turns out the little prickers around leaf edges can be irritating. It barely brushe me but I had contact on that day. I first noticed it with zucchini plants. It kind of messes up nude gardening day for me
     
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    :smt044:smt044:smt044

    I wanna see that even MORE !! :chuckle::chuckle::chuckle: :smt026
     
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    No. No you really don't.
     
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