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  1. marlingardener

    marlingardener Happy

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    To honor limericks--a disparaged form of poetry-- here is a small offering:

    A virus has ravaged the Earth

    We are told to give all a wide berth

    Then buy disinfectant

    To use as injectant

    Thanks Donald, you’ve filled us with mirth
     
    marlingardener, May 12, 2020
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    I was about to do something which required my complete and undivided attention... However, now I can't stop laughing!

    :rofl:
     
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    Good one Jane I enjoyed that!! :smt005
     
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    Brilliant Jane. I am still cackling.
     
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    Can you imagine the end of Corona?

    When we all emerge from our coma

    Oh what a fright

    When we all unite

    Wild haired and fat and sober ?
     
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    Sober ?? well maybe not !
    Both are right !
     
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