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  1. looking

    looking Seedling

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    Two friends, John & Jerry were on vacation in the isles of Fiji. While there they decided to go out fishing since hearing of the many great fishing spots.
    They rented a boat and left before sunrise. The sun was now shining directly down on their heads. They realized that they'd been out at sea for nearly 4 hrs. Jerry turns around and says, " So much for the great fishing spot! I think I'm ready to head in!" John replies, "well, let's just try casting over there", as he pointed east of where they were. Jerry agrees and not long after they started hauling in loads and loads of fish. Jerry with a glee in his face shouts out to John, "this is the best fishing spot ever!" I know, says John we should definitely mark this place. Jerry: don't worry I'll mark it down.
    As they headed back to shore, John asks Jerry what did he put out there as to mark their fishing spot.
    Jerry answers: Well I marked the side of the boat! Right here, see, a red cross!
    John with a surprised look turns to his friend and says, "that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard! What if we don't get the same boat tomorrow"!



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    i love bugs The Weatherman of Craggy Island

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    Anyone know how long you can leave a turkey in a freezer ?, ours is three stars :rolleyes: I put it in just before Christmas and it was dead 15 mins later, I thought they kept for months :smt117 Bugs
     
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    Last year I bought four turkeys at Thanksgiving and used the last one in August. So, they or at least one kept for 8 months. I think six months is about what the book says. The one that came with my freezer. Frost is a killer when you keep them too long. But your's should have been okay. Dooley
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    They just don't build turkeys like they used to, do they :D
     



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    Brilliant!!! :D :D :D
     
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    Ha, ha. Very good. and speaking of Christmas.

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
    at the pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
    each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into
    heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
    lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he
    said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter
    said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set
    of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint
    Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

    The third man started searching desperately through his
    pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
    "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "They're Carol's."
     
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