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  1. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Subject: Directions


    Directions

    1.Start at Aberdeen Airport.

    2.Catch flight from Aberdeen to London Heathrow Airport.

    3.Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    4.Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    5.Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International ParkwaySouth"
    - follow for 0.2 miles.

    6.Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
    for
    0.3 miles

    7.Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North
    AirportExit"
    - follow for 2.9 miles

    8.Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
    29.2
    miles

    9.Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

    10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

    11.Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
    104.0
    miles

    12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

    13.Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

    14.Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for
    7.8 miles

    15.Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
    miles


    16.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for
    1.7
    miles

    17.Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
    miles


    18.Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"




    Now that's the way to Amarillo!!!!!!!!
    SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Seems as though it's been around FOREVER!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    I have only ever heard it once. I am not living under a rock though, just not in UK or Ireland.

    Am I fortunate? :)
     



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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    YES FRANK - BIG TIME!!!!!!!!! :D :D
     
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    Woo-Hoo!!
     
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