Requirements for a 'GardenStewer'

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  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    I thought this might be fun. List one requirement at a time. I'll start...

    1. Willing to put up with overnight site design overhauls :D

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    i love bugs The Weatherman of Craggy Island

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    2 Willing to put up with hencam :rolleyes: 8) Bugs
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    4. Must know how to grumble about everything.


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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    5. Must know how to deal with snow. Tons of it.
     
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    i love bugs The Weatherman of Craggy Island

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    6 . Must know how to deal with tornadoes and listening to advice re strapping computers to your back . :rolleyes: Frank would probably do this so as not to miss hencam :D 8) Bugs [/b]
     
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    7. Be willing to listen to Bugs' plot to destroy Hen Cam :D
     
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    Pinkiered The Rose Queen

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    Im new here but let me try this.... ;)

    8. Must be able to deal with and know how to handle all of you! :D :D ;)
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    9. Must obey PinkieRed's insightful GardenStewer requirements :smt003
     
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    10. Must be able to lose gracefully to Ireland at rugby!!! :D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    11. Willing to put up with my overuse of this smiley :smt117
     
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    Pinkiered The Rose Queen

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    12. Must be willing to admit you have a plant problem!

    (PA)Plants Anonymous

    Or in my case RA... Roses Anonymous ;)
     
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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    13. Must have the computer set up to automatically connect to www.gardenstew.com upon completing the process of booting up
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Must be willing to become seriously addicted to GardenStew!!!! :D :D

    EDIT: That was Rule 14
     
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    15. Must be willing to let Frank berate me over Hencam :D Has anyone noticed that he has gone from being a WEBMASTER ( a person of influence and authority )to an eccentric gnome :? I put the blame squarely on Hencam .
    The ultimate measure of a Gardenstewer is not where s/he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where s/he stands at times of challenge and controversy :smt066 8) Bugs
     

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