I presume everyone gets different advertisments i.e. ads particular your area when they log on to gardenstew . Well everytime I go to weather report , the main ad recently has been for Sexy Galway Singles !!!!!!!!!!!! Is the Eccentric Gnome advertising ? 8) Bugs
Ah someone spotted my ad at last! Now let me take this opportunity to add extra criteria: - Must be able to put up with the outdoors. A gnome's life is the outdoor life. - Must be an expert with at least 5 years+ experience in beard trimming. - Must be able to cook a mean stew. - And last but not least must not be afraid to stamp on any Bugs that come within 10 feet of my toadstool. Application (with piccies please) to c/o The Eccentric Gnome 123 Toadstool Avenue, The Magic Forest, Republic of GardenStew Thanks!
Just to point out that I don't select the ads that appear on the site, Google automatically determines which ones to show
Stamping on Bugs is not allowed on this forum (I consider it a politcal act , discriminatory etc.) 8) Bugs Anyone notice that the Eccentric Gnome wears lipstick
That's not lipstick. That photo was taken on the day of the Annual Strawberry Tasting Festival a very popular event around our parts. Rivals the Galway Oyster Festival Bugs. 8)
Now now there's no need to attack the eyebrows Took me years of therapy to get over a comment someone once made about my ears.
I'm glad you mentioned the ears , I was to much of a diplomat (gentleman ) to mention it . A touch of Vulcan there what do you think Capt ? 8) Bugs
Now, now boys play pretty!!! Squishing bugs indeed!!!! I thought gnomes were such gentle little chaps too. Watch out my eccentric friend 'cause I think our parsley growing warlock may cast a spell on you.
Thanks Eileen for defending poor little Bugs , I stood beside that Gnome fella ,he's huge , like a mountain . Great warlock idea ,te hee what will I turn him into :idea: Maybe a buggggggg , Eileen I loved the picture of myself and her indoors down in the corner of Aloes post . O great and noble Eccentric G-nome can we have a truce (or else )? with love and friendship , your obedient subservant Bugs
a warning Ok Bugs we'll call a halt to it for now but be warned... a gnome never forgets. Never :twisted:
