An elementary teacher was getting ready to retire, so her young students got her some gifts. Little Jimmy, whose father was a florist took his gift up to her. She held the box above her head and said" I bet this is flowers." Jimmy asked how she knew, and she said it was a lucky guess.Susi, whose mother owned a bakery took her gift up and the teacher held it above her head and guessed that it was donuts. Susi was amazed and the teacher said another lucky guess. Little Bobby takes his gift up and tells her she will never guess this one. Since Bobby's dad owned a liquor store, she held the box up and asked "Is it a bottle of wine? Bobby got excited and said you are wrong. The teacher noticed that it was leaking liquid, so she got a drop on here finger and touched it to her tongue and said is it champaigne? Bobby is jumping up and down and says wrong again! She tastes another drop and says that she dosn't have any idea what it is. Bobby is ecstatic and jumping up and down and says" It's a puppy!"
So ..... are you telling me that puppy wee tastes like wine or champagne? Mmmmm I don't think I'll ever be finding that out for myself somehow.
