The Stew Xmas Poem

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  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Let's write a poem. The topic is Xmas :) Here goes:


    Christmas is coming
    the gnomes are getting fat
     
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  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    there eating everything in sight,
    one even ate his hat
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    The sound of snow under their feet
    made them laugh and rejoice
     
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    as they ate cake and cookies,
    'stead of making a choice.
     



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    The crumbs from the cookies
    got stuck in their beards
     
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    so they brushed and they preened,
    while the snotgurgles jeered.
     
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    They ate so much,
    one's stomach near exploded
     
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    " 'Tis what we gnomes do",
    explained one (his plate loaded).
     
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    Then a cat rambled in
    a glint in its eye
     
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    one of the gnomes
    screamed a warning cry
     
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    "Relax" said the pussycat,
    "it's not you I crave",
     
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    It's those tasty snotgurgles,
    asleep in the cave
     
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    Into the cave crept the cat,
    His eyes filled with glee
     
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    but he stopped when he spied
    the snots' holiday tree.
     
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    The bright shiny ornaments,
    captured his gaze
     

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