Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.
Let's write a poem. The topic is Xmas Here goes: Christmas is coming the gnomes are getting fat
there eating everything in sight, one even ate his hat
The sound of snow under their feet made them laugh and rejoice
as they ate cake and cookies, 'stead of making a choice.
The crumbs from the cookies got stuck in their beards
so they brushed and they preened, while the snotgurgles jeered.
They ate so much, one's stomach near exploded
" 'Tis what we gnomes do", explained one (his plate loaded).
Then a cat rambled in a glint in its eye
one of the gnomes screamed a warning cry
"Relax" said the pussycat, "it's not you I crave",
It's those tasty snotgurgles, asleep in the cave
Into the cave crept the cat, His eyes filled with glee
but he stopped when he spied the snots' holiday tree.
The bright shiny ornaments, captured his gaze
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