The Stew Xmas Poem

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  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    But alas then he noticed
    his tail was ablaze
     
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    pondlady Young Pine

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    Cats have nine lives and isn't that great
    Because after the fire, our cat now has eight.
     
  3. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    With Christmas so near he hated to stay
    He looked at the snots and then sneaked away.
     
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    Away from the snots,
    Seeking bright hats on Gnomes...
     



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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    the cat stepped out lightly
    and made his way home
     
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    He quickly bathed,
    and laid down to sleep.
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Very soon he was snoring
    so Santa could creep
     
  8. Primsong

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    Into the garden,
    And plant winter seeds,
     
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    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    for the pretty pictures,
    the stew junkies need
     
  10. zuzu's petals

    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    He planted some Lupines,
    some Zinnias and Roses,
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    so they they could be made
    into nice summer posies
     
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    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    as all the garden fairies will dance and shout
    as everyone knows they will never mope and pout
     
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    they danced and they twirled on a warm sunny day
    even though it is cold out and they couldn't stay
     
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    Inside they went and danced on the cat
    The cat is awake and the fairies are flat.
     
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    "Stop dancing upon me,"
    The wakeful cat mewed,
     

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