Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.
But alas then he noticed
his tail was ablaze
Cats have nine lives and isn't that great
Because after the fire, our cat now has eight.
With Christmas so near he hated to stay
He looked at the snots and then sneaked away.
Away from the snots,
Seeking bright hats on Gnomes...
the cat stepped out lightly
and made his way home
He quickly bathed,
and laid down to sleep.
Very soon he was snoring
so Santa could creep
Into the garden,
And plant winter seeds,
for the pretty pictures,
the stew junkies need
He planted some Lupines,
some Zinnias and Roses,
so they they could be made
into nice summer posies
as all the garden fairies will dance and shout
as everyone knows they will never mope and pout
they danced and they twirled on a warm sunny day
even though it is cold out and they couldn't stay
Inside they went and danced on the cat
The cat is awake and the fairies are flat.
"Stop dancing upon me,"
The wakeful cat mewed,
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