The Stew Xmas Poem

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  1. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Because if you don't,
    you will be garden stewed.
     
  2. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    I'll call on my friends
    and then you will see
     
  3. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    Just how horrible
    being stewed can be
     
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    While chewing on fairies
    The mewing cat said,
    These are so good,
    I'll spread them on bread
     



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  5. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    another looked up in dull suprise,
    said I dont like fairies,
    prefer gnomes instead
     
  6. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A cat and four gnomes in total makes five
    Said the cat to the gnomes "I'll eat thee alive!"
     
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    cat fur flew, gnome hats too
    and when it was over
    the cat rose anew
    with gnome hats aplenty
    And we all wondered
    exactly how many?
     
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    The gnomes were not really afraid of the cat,
    they knew where the secret escape hatch was at
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    so smiling so sweetly they all headed west
    departure at this point they all thought was best
     
  10. reggaefan

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    We can get more hats they agreed,
    a big bag of socks is all we need.
     
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    Do you care if they match, have a hole or two
    Can they be old, long or short, striped or plain
    I have one of each. I have socks for you.
     
  12. reggaefan

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    so they put them on
    wtih much aplomb
    then they were gone,
    none stayed not one.
     
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    But what is a Christmas,
    Without many gnomes?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Planting your garden
    and fixing your homes
     
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    They are so handy,
    At fixing and brewing
     

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