Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.
tra la la ing and weeding
boiling and stewing
I'm sure Mr Clause would be happy to send
a few gnomes down the chimney as gifts for our friends
You mean I can have my own gnome
to clean and work at my home?
To do all the work that
I don't like.
or will they go out on
I don't think that gnomes will do much cleaning
They'll just sit around plotting and scheming
This is true I saw one's hat,
I don't believe they ever wash that
Some are tall some are skinny
I've looked over and under but I can't find any.
Handsome they be
Hidden from me
They'll pop up when there's food around
although usually gnomes stay underground
What type of food brings them out
I wouldn't want to make them pout
They like cobblers and cookies and cakes
and eat so much they get belly aches
with no exercise,
their bellies get bigger
Til they roll and they bounce,
Like a lot of small tiggers.
they wash it all down,
with special gnome nog
and then they all trundle
to have a sleep in a log
Separate names with a comma.