The Stew Xmas Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. pondlady

    pondlady Young Pine

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    tra la la ing and weeding
    boiling and stewing
     
  2. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I'm sure Mr Clause would be happy to send
    a few gnomes down the chimney as gifts for our friends
     
  3. pondlady

    pondlady Young Pine

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    You mean I can have my own gnome
    to clean and work at my home?
     
  4. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    To do all the work that
    I don't like.
    or will they go out on
    strike?
     



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  5. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I don't think that gnomes will do much cleaning
    They'll just sit around plotting and scheming
     
  6. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    This is true I saw one's hat,
    I don't believe they ever wash that
     
  7. glendann

    glendann Official Garden Angel

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    Some are tall some are skinny
    I've looked over and under but I can't find any.
     
  8. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    Handsome they be
    Hidden from me
     
  9. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    They'll pop up when there's food around
    although usually gnomes stay underground
     
  10. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    What type of food brings them out
    I wouldn't want to make them pout
     
  11. pondlady

    pondlady Young Pine

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    They like cobblers and cookies and cakes
    and eat so much they get belly aches
     
  12. cajunbelle

    cajunbelle Daylily Diva

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    with no exercise,
    their bellies get bigger
     
  13. Primsong

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    Til they roll and they bounce,
    Like a lot of small tiggers.
     
  14. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    they wash it all down,
    with special gnome nog
     
  15. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    and then they all trundle
    to have a sleep in a log
     

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