The Stew Xmas Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. pondlady

    pondlady Young Pine

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    To hear them all snore
    sounds like a moose roar
     
  2. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    They look so cute in their tiny little beds,
    but they all still have their caps on top of their heads
     
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    red caps with white balls
    to fly in the wind when they run down the halls
     
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    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    It's surprising how nimble the little chaps are
    when they're racing to supper, or perhaps to the bar,
     



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  5. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    To have some brews,
    with their little Gnome mates,
    wild tales of courage,
    they try to relate.
     
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    The more brew they imbibe in
    the taller the tales
    more often than not
    they're all about snails
     
  7. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    "Sing us a song" said gnome A to gnome B
    "We laugh and we'll dance and then you shall see"
     
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    So A burst into song
    and before very long
     
  9. zuzu's petals

    zuzu's petals Silly Old Bat Plants Contributor

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    "B" pointed out that the lyrics were wrong.
     
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    but A still sang out loud and strong
     
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    He sang so loud and so long
    That along came a gorilla named Kong
     
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    With jumbo-sized earplugs
    He handed out to all...
     
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    but you could still hear him
    way over in the shopping mall
     
  14. reggaefan

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    They made them stop as glasses started to crack,
     
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    Then they gave Kong his earplugs back
     

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