Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.
To hear them all snore
sounds like a moose roar
They look so cute in their tiny little beds,
but they all still have their caps on top of their heads
red caps with white balls
to fly in the wind when they run down the halls
It's surprising how nimble the little chaps are
when they're racing to supper, or perhaps to the bar,
To have some brews,
with their little Gnome mates,
wild tales of courage,
they try to relate.
The more brew they imbibe in
the taller the tales
more often than not
they're all about snails
"Sing us a song" said gnome A to gnome B
"We laugh and we'll dance and then you shall see"
So A burst into song
and before very long
"B" pointed out that the lyrics were wrong.
but A still sang out loud and strong
He sang so loud and so long
That along came a gorilla named Kong
With jumbo-sized earplugs
He handed out to all...
but you could still hear him
way over in the shopping mall
They made them stop as glasses started to crack,
Then they gave Kong his earplugs back
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