The Stew Xmas Poem

To hear them all snore
sounds like a moose roar

 

They look so cute in their tiny little beds,
but they all still have their caps on top of their heads

 

red caps with white balls
to fly in the wind when they run down the halls

 

It's surprising how nimble the little chaps are
when they're racing to supper, or perhaps to the bar,

 

To have some brews,
with their little Gnome mates,
wild tales of courage,
they try to relate.

 

"B" pointed out that the lyrics were wrong.

 

He sang so loud and so long
That along came a gorilla named Kong

 

With jumbo-sized earplugs
He handed out to all...

 

They made them stop as glasses started to crack,