The Stew Xmas Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. reggaefan

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    and started to drink more gnome brew
    And shouting a Merry Christmas to you
     
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    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Northern snotgurgles were snug in their beds
    Visions of gnome pate swirled in their heads
     
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    And Kong in his 'kerchief, and Frank in his cap,
    Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
     
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    When out on the rooftop there arose such a rattle,
    It was a little old snotgurgle preparing to tattle,
     



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    He tattled and rattled and snorted and sniffed and blewing his honker.
    Know one would listen to his whining and tattling driving them bonker.
     
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    So, the little old snotgurgle went to Santa Claus,
    knowing that would give everyone pause,
     
  7. reggaefan

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    Santa just laughed and said"youre a riot"
    when he asked for an all gnome diet
     
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    The jolly old elf was portly and jiggled,
    And somewhere behind him he heard something giggle:
     
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    As he spun himself around
    something dashed off underground
     
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    He blinked his eyes
    ans shook his head,
    what the devil was that
    the jolly elf said.
     
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    On hands and knees he shuffled near
    and into the small hole he did peer
     
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    It was very dark,
    so he lit a candle,
    and beheld an oak door,
    with a big golden handle
     
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    He reached out with a shaking hand
    opened the door to behold a wonderous land
     
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    Through the door he crept
    Thinking maybe this was where Santa slept
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    everything was bright and glistening
    he stood there, still, and quietly listening
     

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