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The Stew Xmas Poem

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Dec 12, 2006.

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  1. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    Then he saw elves, at least ten
    They were all busy kissing a hen
     
    Polly, Dec 19, 2006
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    and all around was peace and love
    a strange bright light glowed up above
     
    eileen, Dec 19, 2006
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  3. Polly

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    Angels were watching over us from afar
    Disguised as many a twinkling star
     
    Polly, Dec 19, 2006
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    Desert Rat The Dusty Blogger

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    Two sign posts were standing
    several feet apart
    they said Merry Christmas
    from Martha Stewart
    and your friends at K-Mart.
     
    Desert Rat, Dec 20, 2006
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  5. Polly

    Polly Thumb Gardener

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    Martha Stewart behind bars
    Should have sent her off to Mars
     
    Polly, Dec 20, 2006
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  6. reggaefan

    reggaefan Official Poet Laureate

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    The Gnomes stopped singing
    and looked at Polly,
    they all intoned "you are right
    by golly."
     
    reggaefan, Dec 21, 2006
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    Santa said, "Time to get this sleigh,
    Up, up and away,
    to empty my pack,
    to make my way back,
    so Merry Christmas to all
    and to all a Good Night.
     
    dooley, Dec 24, 2006
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    I think that has to be one of THE best Christmas poems ever!!! :sete_005: :sete_005: Thank you one and all. :D
     
    eileen, Dec 24, 2006
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Ok I will put it together as one long poem later and post it up for all prosperity :D Thank you one and all for the excellent and crazy poetry!

    Until next Xmas...
     
    Frank, Dec 24, 2006
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