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  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Ok new game folks. Here's how it works:

    Someone posts a "What if?..." question. For example -
    Q: What if there was no gravity?
    The next person answers the question and poses a new "What if?..." question -
    A: I'd be investing in some heavier garden gnomes.
    Q: What if the sea was pink?

    Get it? Good, I'll start.

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    Q: What if cows were smarter than humans?
     
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    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    A. We wouldn't have any milk for our cereal.

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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. All sports would be hilarious to watch.

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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. I'd be dirt poor. :D


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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. You'd be checking the weather forecast for flying pigs :D

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    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    A. You would have to go into hiding.


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    You would be an occupant of my house after I forgot to shop.

    What if god was one of us?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. He'd probably have his own reality show.

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    I WOULD HAVE SEVERAL GOLD MEDALS

    WHAT IF DINOSAURS CAME BACK
     
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    A. I'd find out how fast I could run even with false knees!!!!!!

    B. What if we found life on Mars?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. We would move on to looking for life on Snickers.

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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. HELP!!!!!!!!!! We'd all be sitting in gardens fishing.

    Q. What if we could all fly?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Mmmmmmmm, one can but dream :cry:

    A. Ryanair and Quantas would be in the barnacle picking business.

    Q. What if 1 + 1 = 3?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. Money would last longer. :D

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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. Toni would ask her squirrels visitors to politely shove off.

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