"What if?...." Game

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  1. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. I wouldn't have to cook anymore


    Q. Why would I have to speak politely to the squirrels?
     
  2. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    BEEEP! Disqualified for not being a "What if?..." question. :D
     
  3. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Okay, forgot about the "What if" part :oops:

    Q. What if I didn't speak to the squirrels politely?
     
  4. catkins

    catkins Seedling

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    Then the squirrels would call all their little buddies within a 50 mile radius and trash your garden. Norty squirrels,bad squirrels.

    What if squirrels, moles and vultures mutated.
    <shudders>
     



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  5. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. They would get their own reality shows.

    Q. What if we saw everything in black and white?
     
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    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    A. The world would be a pretty gray color.


    Q. What if all you could grow in the garden was Zucchini?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. I'd move house. ;)

    Q. What if someone gave you three wishes what would they be?
     
  8. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. A pair of wings, invisibility and a further million wishes :D

    Q. What if you could speak every language in the world?
     
  9. gardenplansireland

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    stone raking a lawn before seeding would make me fat.

    What if google didnt exist?
     
  10. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    ??? GPI

    A. We would not have gotten many of the members we have now.

    Q. What if the world was a cube?
     
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    gardenplansireland Seedling

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    Globes wouldnt work as well

    sorry about the previous post I am a dope I replied to an old post.
    AAAnyway..
    What if there were only males on the plant?
     
  12. catkins

    catkins Seedling

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    Ewwwwwwww, i got nasty images in my head!!

    What if everything was made of chocolate
     
  13. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. Dentists would be rejoicing in the streets.

    Q. What if we could tunnel underground using only our bare hands?
     
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    gardenplansireland Seedling

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    A trip to australia would cost the price of a manicure.

    What if winter lasted 11 months of the year?
     
  15. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. It already does here in Scotland!!!!! :rolleyes:

    Q. What if DoDo's weren't really extinct?
     

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