Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Apr 13, 2006.
A. They would have their own reality tv show.
Q. What if aliens did really exist?
They would be in toni's garden annoying her along with the squirrels.
What if planet of the apes became real?
We would have to put monkey barriers around our gardens!!!
What if we all lived in a toadstool?
A. I could give you some interior design hints.
Q. What if the whole world were vegetarian?
All the cows would be alot happier!
What if there were no weeds!?
A. I'd have no wild flowers left in my garden. :cry:
Q. What if robot mules tried to take over the world?
They would have to bring back THE TERMINATOR!!
what if everyone on this forum, lived in the same vilage
A. We would have a huge post count floating above our heads and a wear a sign around our necks say "Click me to see my profile" Also there would be non-stop partying.
Q. What if the world stopped turning?
I wouldnt have spent the whole morning in the garden, digging in mud and sludge, because the heavens had opened.
what if rain was fertiliser enriched
We would need to mow the lawn every hour.
Note. Rain after a thunder storm is enriched with nitrogen, watch your lawn green up after your next thunder storm.
What if I was Gardenstew The Eccentric Gnomes brother?
A. I would say spot on! We will have to do a DNA test for gnome genes though.
Q. What if everyone knew everything about everything in the world?
A. Life would be soooooo dull and boring.
Q. What if toys came to life at night?
A. I'd be ordering a fresh batch of axes!
Q. What if it was nighttime indefinitely?
A. I would be suffering from SADS sydrome and NOT a happy bunny!!!! :cry:
Q. What if time stood still?
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