"What if?...." Game

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  1. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. They would have their own reality tv show.

    Q. What if aliens did really exist?
     
  2. catkins

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    They would be in toni's garden annoying her along with the squirrels.

    What if planet of the apes became real?
     
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    We would have to put monkey barriers around our gardens!!!

    What if we all lived in a toadstool?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. I could give you some interior design hints.

    Q. What if the whole world were vegetarian?
     



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    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    All the cows would be alot happier!

    What if there were no weeds!?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. I'd have no wild flowers left in my garden. :cry:

    Q. What if robot mules tried to take over the world?
     
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    They would have to bring back THE TERMINATOR!!

    what if everyone on this forum, lived in the same vilage :D
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. We would have a huge post count floating above our heads and a wear a sign around our necks say "Click me to see my profile" :D Also there would be non-stop partying.

    Q. What if the world stopped turning?
     
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    I wouldnt have spent the whole morning in the garden, digging in mud and sludge, because the heavens had opened.

    what if rain was fertiliser enriched :D
     
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    We would need to mow the lawn every hour.
    Note. Rain after a thunder storm is enriched with nitrogen, watch your lawn green up after your next thunder storm.

    What if I was Gardenstew The Eccentric Gnomes brother?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. I would say spot on! We will have to do a DNA test for gnome genes though.

    Q. What if everyone knew everything about everything in the world?
     
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    A. Life would be soooooo dull and boring. :(

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    A. I'd be ordering a fresh batch of axes! :eek:

    Q. What if it was nighttime indefinitely?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. I would be suffering from SADS sydrome and NOT a happy bunny!!!! :cry:

    Q. What if time stood still?
     

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