"What if?...." Game

Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. gardenplansireland

    gardenplansireland Seedling

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    No summer fruits.

    What if dogs could speak?
     
  2. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. They would speak Wooflish.

    Q. What if pigs could fly?
     
  3. dooley

    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    A. If pigs could fly, you'd better carry a big umbrella!

    Q. What if the streets were really paved with gold?
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. No-one would bat an eyelid at a lost banknote laying on the street.

    Q. What if you could walk through walls?
     



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  5. bluebells

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    It would save going to the supermarket.

    What if we never had slugs and snails.
     
  6. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. Witches would have to find new ingredients.

    Q. What if the sky fell?
     
  7. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. Chicken Licken would be proved right!!! :D :D

    Q. What if water flowed upwards?
     
  8. Frank

    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    A. Going to the toilet would be a messy affair.

    Q. What if we had coffee for blood?
     
  9. toni

    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Q. What if all of us lived in apartments with no place to garden?
     
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    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. We'd all go mad!!!!

    Q. What if all the seas dried up?
     
  11. jubabe296

    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    All the surfers would cry enough to fill them again!

    What if we had no automobiles?
     
  12. catkins

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    We would all be fit and healthy

    what if football was banned
     
  13. eileen

    eileen Resident Taxonomist Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    A. Men would have dreadful withdrawal symptoms.

    Q. What if Guiness were to be banned in Ireland?
     
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    jubabe296 Official Garden Fairy

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    That would be bad, very bad!!

    What if money did grow on trees?
     
  15. dooley

    dooley Super Garden Turtle

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    I'd start a tree farm



    What if the moon really was made of cheese?
     

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