Discussion in 'Jokes and Games' started by Frank, Apr 13, 2006.
No summer fruits.
What if dogs could speak?
A. They would speak Wooflish.
Q. What if pigs could fly?
A. If pigs could fly, you'd better carry a big umbrella!
Q. What if the streets were really paved with gold?
A. No-one would bat an eyelid at a lost banknote laying on the street.
Q. What if you could walk through walls?
It would save going to the supermarket.
What if we never had slugs and snails.
A. Witches would have to find new ingredients.
Q. What if the sky fell?
A. Chicken Licken would be proved right!!!
Q. What if water flowed upwards?
A. Going to the toilet would be a messy affair.
Q. What if we had coffee for blood?
A. I would be a universal donor.
Q. What if all of us lived in apartments with no place to garden?
A. We'd all go mad!!!!
Q. What if all the seas dried up?
All the surfers would cry enough to fill them again!
What if we had no automobiles?
We would all be fit and healthy
what if football was banned
A. Men would have dreadful withdrawal symptoms.
Q. What if Guiness were to be banned in Ireland?
That would be bad, very bad!!
What if money did grow on trees?
I'd start a tree farm
What if the moon really was made of cheese?
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