What two things should never be mixed?

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  1. Ronni

    Ronni Hardy Maple

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    Just for fun. :rofl:

    Here's one to get you started.

    What two things should never be mixed?

    Laxatives and sleeping pills. :snicker:
     
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    Frank GardenStew Founder Staff Member Administrator

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    Cheese and tea

    Oh wait...
     
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    toni Mistress of Garden Junque Staff Member Moderator Plants Contributor

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    Boy friends and husbands....or wives and girl friends.
     
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    I just thought of another one....metaphors! How’s this for a groaner?:
    Leaving a sour taste in the client’s eye.

    How about this?
    Not the sharpest cookie in the jar.

    One of my faves: A stitch in time saves sowing wild oats.

    :rofl:
     
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    A stich in time saves nine. Don't put the cart before the horse. Spare the rod or spoil the child.
     
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    My Dad always said Sow your wild oats but pray for a crop failure !
     
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    You shouldn't mix bleach and ammonia.

    A TSA agent (airport security) & jokes about concealed weapons.

    A beach volleyball game and a polar vortex.
     
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    :smt043 I can't stop laughing about this one mart!!!
     
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    OK these are good!! Especially the TSA/weapons one! :rofl:
     

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