4 months have 30 days, 7 months have 31 days and then there is little Feb with 28 or 29 depending on the year. 30 days per month will leave you short by 4 or 5 bottles at the end of the year. That is almost a week without wine...not a happy thought,
Jerry, I'm sure the chickens would love rice boiled in wine, but I am NOT going into a coop of hens, looped out on wine. They have beaks and a certain attitude, even without alcohol. They do not have a "panic room" since, being hens, they panic at the slightest thing, or at nothing at all. They go into paroxysms at the sight of my gardening gloves!
Jerry, can't you make rice wine out of rice? Marlingardener, I can contribute a bottle or two. Can I join you?
There are SO many things I want to comment on, in this thread!! And maybe I will, once I get the coffee wiped up that I snorted out my nose at all the hilarious comments! Jane, there's no way I can possibly one-up you, and I wouldn't want to! You take the cake on this one! I will say though that I can relate. Though we don't have a panic room, Ron is redesigning the kitchen, and he's made sure to incorporate a full wine rack into the design! And might I just say that it's NOT simply for looks....It fills a need!
Cayuga, you'd be welcome without bringing wine! Mart, no reservation needed, you just need to get here early enough that I am still coherent. Toni, sake is awful, not worthy of the name "wine".